How to Not
Rob a Bank
A 1–4 player co-op heist comedy. Rob the bank, film it for the stream, and lose spectacularly — because the cops remember how you play.
How a run goes
Rob it
Grab the cash, drill the vault, zip-tie a hostage. Floppy physics means nothing goes to plan.
Film it
One of you holds the phone. Chaos only counts if it's in frame — no footage, no viewers, no run.
Lose anyway
Every round gets harder. Past round 16 the math turns against you. How far you got is the score.
The whole point
If it isn't filmed, it didn't happen
One of you puts the cash down and picks the phone up. Hype only counts while the chaos is on camera — so the best moment of the run is worthless if nobody caught it.
- Viewers climb with every crime, and drop when you get boring.
- Superchats bribe you into terrible decisions, live.
- The cameraman carries nothing and is blamed for everything.
The game
Built for the clip
Every system exists to manufacture the moment your group talks about for a week.
Police that learn
The cops track where you camp and which exit you love — it's written to disk, and they're waiting there tomorrow. Your best strategy has a shelf life, and the squad gets a new plan every single round. Nobody shoots to kill: they taser, tackle, and drag you to the cage while your friends film it.
The cameraman problem
Someone has to film instead of carrying cash. The role rotates every round, so it's always somebody's turn to be the problem.
Nobody dies. Everybody suffers.
Beanbags and tasers only. Bowl a cop off your friend mid-arrest, spray your tag on the vault, break the crew out of the cage — on camera, or it didn't happen.
A new heist every day
A daily seed reshuffles the bank and adds one twist — cop rush, minimap blackout, double-or-nothing. Your whole friend group plays the same bank on the same day, and the group chat argues about who died on round 9.
Today's heist
Twice the hype quota, twice the payout. Cowards need not apply.
Best stream stats
Can you beat that?
Small crime, small price. Voice chat and bad decisions included.
Wishlist — coming soon